What The Critics Are Saying!
A great guy. If
by great you mean not quite as ridiculous as any of the past or present Republican
Presidential candidates.
Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Natty dresser would be going a trifle too far. Much too far, we’re afraid.
The
Guardian, London
His innate talent is exceeded only by his ability to
speak fluent Mandarin.
ArtNews
If you see this guy struggling to change a tire by the
side of the road on a cold, rain swept night, lightly dressed, keep right on
going. For good measure, aim for that
big puddle as you pass.
Christian
Science Monitor
His shape?
Something akin to a pear only more lumpy, like gravy in panty hose.
Men’s
Health
We’d love to get this guy in the ring, go a few rounds,
break a few bones, wipe that smirk off his fat face.
Mixed
Martial Arts Monthly
We wouldn’t even wait for him to die before we started
in on his toes.
Cat
Fancy
He’s inspired a pan-species reevaluation of the dictum,
Man’s Best Friend.
Dog
Lover
If he were a video game, the game would be Pong played
on a black and white Philco.
Gameinformer.com
Watching him eat is like watching a sink hole consume
an entire block of mash potato apartment buildings.
Etiquette
Hell.com
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my
shoes, you’d know what a drag it is to
see you.
Bob
Dylan, Positively Fourth Street
In his case, there must be a loophole somewhere in the
Hippocratic Oath.
The
New England Journal of Medicine
He makes us want to wash our hands three-hundred times
over, or vomit, or both.
Obsessive-Compulsive
and Bulimia Today, June, 2010
We’re keeping a drone over him 24/7, just waiting for
the green light.
CIA
Digest
A complete simpleton.
Simple
Tap his phone?
Why?
Rupert
Murdoch Tweet
I knew he was standing behind the door the day I was
handing out all those goodies, but I wasn’t about to say anything.
God
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