Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Critical Review

What The Critics Are Saying!

A great guy.  If by great you mean not quite as ridiculous as any of the past or present Republican Presidential candidates. 
Cleveland Plain Dealer

Natty dresser would be going a trifle too far.  Much too far, we’re afraid.
The Guardian, London

His innate talent is exceeded only by his ability to speak fluent Mandarin.

If you see this guy struggling to change a tire by the side of the road on a cold, rain swept night, lightly dressed, keep right on going.  For good measure, aim for that big puddle as you pass.
Christian Science Monitor

His shape?  Something akin to a pear only more lumpy, like gravy in panty hose.
Men’s Health

We’d love to get this guy in the ring, go a few rounds, break a few bones, wipe that smirk off his fat face.
Mixed Martial Arts Monthly

We wouldn’t even wait for him to die before we started in on his toes. 
Cat Fancy

He’s inspired a pan-species reevaluation of the dictum, Man’s Best Friend. 
Dog Lover

If he were a video game, the game would be Pong played on a black and white Philco. 

Watching him eat is like watching a sink hole consume an entire block of mash potato apartment buildings. 
Etiquette Hell.com

I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes,  you’d know what a drag it is to see you. 
Bob Dylan, Positively Fourth Street

In his case, there must be a loophole somewhere in the Hippocratic Oath. 
The New England Journal of Medicine
He makes us want to wash our hands three-hundred times over, or vomit, or both.
Obsessive-Compulsive and Bulimia Today,  June, 2010

We’re keeping a drone over him 24/7, just waiting for the green light.
CIA Digest

A complete simpleton.

Tap his phone?  Why?
Rupert Murdoch Tweet

I knew he was standing behind the door the day I was handing out all those goodies, but I wasn’t about to say anything. 

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