I Love You More Than
I’d walk a mile on the
bottom
of the sea or river deep,
mountain
high remain sound
professions of love.
Even a vow to crawl across
the burning desert or be a
willing
fool still hold water in
some circles
I suppose, a cinch-tight
bucket that must
include all those
allusions to a love
greater than life itself
or anything
uttered by Barry White
including the
prosaic, be a good girl
baby and
pass the salt. But as declarations go,
going all the way back to Body and Soul
and Sinatra’s take on Cherry Pies Ought
To
Be You, they’re dated as your uncle’s
banjo or fatback bacon and
eggs,
nothing that a fresh coat
of shellac
or a brand new set of
steel-belted
radials wouldn’t fix, so
to speak. Try,
I would rip open all the
clam shell
low-density polyethylene
packaging in China with my
teeth
for instance or girl I’m
gonna friend you
till your back ain’t got
no bone next time
you’re down on one knee
casting about for
a really awesome term of
endearment.
Me? Call me old fashioned but I’m still
partial to that old
chestnut, the one
my daddy and his daddy and
his
daddy before him used to
great effect:
I love you like a caterpillar
loves
slow, eeny, meeny and miny love moe,
a wide muddy river loves
the sea,
for your love a big old dancing
bear I’d be.
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